No, I ain’t wastin’ no more time
Life was supposed to be a car commercial- great soundtrack, leather seats, empty roads
It was all going fine until he chopped off all his fingers
Something to talk about
My best days are over
Prince Charming was a necrophiliac and had a foot fetish
I think I killed somebody
Escapism is entertainment
Pronouns on a website
I’d dance with my dog if I knew how to
