Another day older and deeper in debt

Posted on May 31, 2019 by

Every joke is a tiny revolution

Posted on May 31, 2019 by

All of the things we love, we love, we love, we lose

Posted on May 30, 2019 by

Our children are infinitely more afraid of each other than they are of the law. Timid police, soft courts and feeble, point scoring political pygmies give them no reason to chuck away their knives

Posted on May 30, 2019 by

There’s always someone better off than you

Posted on May 29, 2019 by

I’m a mess in a dress

Posted on May 29, 2019 by

The lure of greatness

Posted on May 28, 2019 by

Brexit is Britains Vietnam

Posted on May 28, 2019 by

Don’t you wish you could make all that background noise disappear?

Posted on May 27, 2019 by

I’m suing the cigarette company because on the package they promised to kill me and here I am

Posted on May 27, 2019 by